“Washed-out Foreign ‘Celebrities’ Inundating Australia!”
Fading stars who have rarely, if ever, given a toss about their Australian ‘fanbase’ have descended upon us. This ongoing phenomenon, coinciding with a buoyant (relatively speaking) Australian economy which offers a tantalisingly attractive exchange rate for 2nd-tier descending celebrities from depressed economies elsewhere in the world, exposes the true colours of these so-called celebrity mouth-pieces. They have no respect for their admirers and are nought more than shallow, greedy coin-chasers. And I don’t like any of them.
This is pop culture shit that I should probably ignore, but I’ve drafted a little list of these economic refugees. It only took me two minutes (so I haven’t lost much) and it’s definitely not definitive – I know there are more of them. It’s a snapshot list of exactly who I don’t qualify as a ‘fan’ of… And this helps me see why. Parasites…
- Dawn French (and her botox fillers)
- Status fucking Quo
- ‘Scary’ Mel B
- Those wanker Madden brothers from that shit ‘punk’ band that loves KFC
- Keith Urban (yes, I know he’s Australian, but where’s his bank account? Tamworth or Nashville?)
Supplied by a [valued] reader:
- Marco Pierre White – (‘Push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push!!’)
Note that most from that short list are from the UK? Nothing insinuated; just an observation.
Have any more examples to add? Comment below! I’ll edit this list to reflect any additional suggestions.
Anyway – greedy shitty third-rate celebrities sucking up cash anywhere they can get it and pissing all over their adoring admirers; this shit’s gotta stop.