At about 9:47.pm. AEST, it was announced that abbott the wrecker was ousted from the position of Prime Minister by an internal coup led by Malcolm Turnbull and the current (obviously treasonous) Deputy PM.
Burner, Wick Burner (@WickBurner) September 14, 2015
That is all.
I’ll just toddle off and pour me a long one and stoke the fire…