They Eat Vaquitas, Don’t They?

vaquita_a plastic one (demo model mockup photo)
Cute, Tastes Like Dolphin

Yes, yes they probably do, if given half a chance.

You would too, if money was no object, and was no object for all of your circle of friends, and you are bored and in need of a culinary thrill beyond that offered by the new special surprise sauce in the very latest disney-movie-branded Happy Box ™.

You are rich and you are bored, and so are all your friends, and you are incapable of empathy with almost anything.  You are a vapid sociopath and a consummate parasite with zero conscience.

So go ahead.  Book yourself a spot at the Yacht Club Banquet Room After-Midnight Special Event, where endangered species abound on the menu, by invitation only.  Vaquitas.  Get ’em while they’re hot, they’re lovely.

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They eat vaquitas, don’t they?

Of course they do.  You know they do.

Yours,

Wick Burner


Image note: That photo is a fake.  The ‘vaquita’ is a plastic model, mocked-up with the net ‘for educational purposes’.  Evidence of same found in the comments here.

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