Hi, and welcome!

My name is Adam, and I do the things here at this web-log.  You probably won’t like it, so feel free to leave now.

I write under a pen name, as opposed to a pseudonym*.  That pen name is Wick.  Wick Burner.

Yes, I will have a whatever-you-are-serving, shaken or stirred, I’m not fussy.  Cheers!

Wick Burner is a plainly delusional aspect of a human personality, existing here to attack the obviously crappy things that occur from time to time, with the weapons afforded by access to a digital typewriter and the marvel of vibrating electrons.

Wick is a naïve hopeful cynic with anger management issues and no sense of humour; nothing at all like his IRL human simile, who is just “a very nice, well-adjusted, kind young man, a pillar of his community, and no-one has ever said a bad word about him“**.

Thanks for visiting.  All of my visitors are really truly awesome, including the ones who call me names.


Wick Burner


* – In the age of Total Surveillance, what is the point of trying to hide behind an actual pseudonym?  A mere scratch of the surface, and you could discover who I am IRL, if that’s what you wished to do.

** – Fictional quote from someone who doesn’t know me.

Note: For further historical information, there is an older version of this page (from before the psychological schism of early 2015), and the original, original ‘About’ page, preserved here in all its grandiose stupidity for all eternity.


34 thoughts on “About

    1. Thanks very much for finding me and leaving your mark! I’m over at your weird world right now, reciprocating, because that’s one of life’s simple pleasures. Cheers!


  1. Thank you very much for following! I am a sworn enemy of crap, so since the enemy of your enemy is your friend, you get me as follower!

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  2. Thank you ASAS for following Tubularsock.

    Tubularsock only follows other websites that he is willing to read and after reading through a number of your insightful positional rants it would be impossible not to follow your work. Fucking awesome material and Tubularsock loves your direct approach of exposing the bull shit.

    Tubularsock does much the same thing from his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA.

    So like any new relationship let’s see what happens next!

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    1. Well, thank you very much!!
      You have a corner office? On the top floor? Whoa… I have to do all my exposing from the middle drawer of a filing cabinet in a damp basement. And I’m nowhere near the Capital, so I just imagine (psychically) how crap some of the things are that need to be exposed, and report them accordingly, because I know them to be true. True crap, that is.
      Indeed, let’s see what happens now!


    1. Well, Bowrag, this probably means that you have immaculate taste in reading materials and just can’t tear yourself away from my … whatever this is.
      Feel free to hang here for as long you can bear it!
      Thanks for visiting.

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    1. And thank you, and likewise, on all counts! Apologies in advance for offensive language and similarly offensive thoughts put into words that might become pixels on your screen… 😉

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      1. Lol! No worries I drop the occasional f-bomb on my site when I’m ranting 🙂 No need to edit yourself and if it turns out someone is trying to edit you, let me know and I’ll tell them to fuck off…Cheers! 🙂

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