Hi, and welcome!
My name is Adam, and I do the things here at this web-log. You probably won’t like it, so feel free to leave now.
I write under a pen name, as opposed to a pseudonym*. That pen name is Wick. Wick Burner.
Yes, I will have a whatever-you-are-serving, shaken or stirred, I’m not fussy. Cheers!
Wick Burner is a plainly delusional aspect of a human personality, existing here to attack the obviously crappy things that occur from time to time, with the weapons afforded by access to a digital typewriter and the marvel of vibrating electrons.
Wick is a naïve hopeful cynic with anger management issues and no sense of humour; nothing at all like his IRL human simile, who is just “a very nice, well-adjusted, kind young man, a pillar of his community, and no-one has ever said a bad word about him“**.
Thanks for visiting. All of my visitors are really truly awesome, including the ones who call me names.
* – In the age of Total Surveillance, what is the point of trying to hide behind an actual pseudonym? A mere scratch of the surface, and you could discover who I am IRL, if that’s what you wished to do.
** – Fictional quote from someone who doesn’t know me.
Note: For further historical information, there is an older version of this page (from before the psychological schism of early 2015), and the original, original ‘About’ page, preserved here in all its grandiose stupidity for all eternity.